You Had One Job

The upset parents have since tried to overturn the result, but without success. School Sport Victoria had one job — to tell the school where and when the final match was. Picture: Sarah Matray Lucy Torrens, whose son would have played in.

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A road sign on Walt Disney World property has a Goofy-level spelling error on it. Instead of directing drivers to Epcot, it leads them to "Epoct." WKMG confirmed the sign was still up on Wednesday afternoon. Epcot stands for.

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May 2, 2017. Being a member of Congress is a difficult job. You're constantly pulled in different directions in your role of representing your district in Congress, and the role of representing is a pretty large one. It means taking meetings with constituents. It means drafting legislation. It means sitting through boring.

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Mar 10, 2013. You had one simple task, and you dropped the ball.

One of the most popular methods of mocking incompetence on the Internet is the so-called “You Had One Job” feature. These are examples where human stupidity has run amok. Things like a highway sign that says, “Turn Left” when the.

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Oct 16, 2014. 18. Failure: I'm lovin' it. http://redd.it/18xh5l. redd.it. If you liked these images of half-assery, you have ONE JOB: please share this with your friends. Share on Facebook.

to find a job. You have to wait in a long line of equally qualified people competing to get the job and you have to work hard in order to impress the employer in.

Jun 10, 2017. Reader Paul called my attention to the first tw**t below, which took me to the "You had one job" Twitter site, which in turn I found hilarious. Seriously. go look at that place! I've added another cat-related tweet: https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/ status/873478923308457984.

If you have a job interview coming up, you know how hard it can be to prepare and know exactly what to say and how to say it. And while there are a number of articles.

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The Rams really deserved to win this game. Well, the Rams defense deserved to win this game. Seattle’s offense mustered nothing except for a short field score and a long TD to Golden Tate that could have just as easily been an.

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Mar 17, 2017. Are they hard at work or hardly working? Have a good laugh at these job-related fails that are sure to have you shouting, "You only had ONE JOB!"

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Durango Herald Facebook reader Angel Hyde sent in this week’s winning Caption This! headline: “You had one job, Stanley.” The caption that came in second was, “This biker is making headlines,” from reader Forester Tesche. This.

Admit it, you live for the “You Only Had One Job” memes — because we do! We absolutely love the one where the box of forks is labeled spoons, and the red brick out of place, and this one, definitely THIS ONE. It looks like Lucy Hale.

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The Chinese Occupation Of Tibet They hope the collapse of Chinese communism could lead to the return of a free Tibet. Tibetan advocacy groups often cast China’s sovereignty over Tibet — and surrounding areas like Aba — as a brutal, exploitative occupation by a foreign power. The Communist Party is trying to take back the narrative — to show that.

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In January, Oprah Winfrey invited Suzanne Somers on her show to share her unusual secrets to staying young. Each morning, the 62-year-old actress and self-help author.

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Firefighters in Sicily have been accused of starting fires for money. The captain of a 15-person volunteer firefighter squad based in southern Italy was arrested on Monday on suspicion of fraud against the state and arson. The other 14 are.

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Feb 25, 2016. I love the 'You had one Job' meme. Seeing other people screw up the simplest of tasks makes me feel so much better about myself. But I'm just about old enough to remember when people in publishing actually had just one job… Yes kids, once upon a time in publishing writers wrote, editors edited, sales.

May 30, 2017. You had one job: Paving blunder draws jeers in Montreal. CTV Montreal: Paving their own way. Montreal city workers doing road work on Rene-Levesque chose to pave around a parked car. A Montreal paving project took a strange turn. Criticism abounds over a decision made by a Montreal construction.

I recently drove a World War II Jeep for the first time and experienced something I had only read. leaf spring u-bolts on one end, and the frame on the other, the Torque Reaction Spring was essentially a stiff leaf pack whose job it was.

Mar 1, 2013. We're all human and have made mistakes, however, some blunders are much funnier than others. You Had One Job! is a site dedicated to the meme by the same n.